The pipe seems to extend down an impossibly long time. When you finally reach the bottom you feel drained, featureless. Not much of you seems to have survived the trip.
The strange mustachioed man beckons to you and begins repeating a simple phrase over and over again....
"Press button, create account, use code on paper"
He repeats it over and over again and then directs you towards a giant button. Somehow you know that pressing this button will begin a transformation. You also somehow know that what he keeps on repeating must be the key to continuing on this wacky adventure.