Oh Noes! SPACE STATION PROSPECT has been APPROACHED by SPACE GOBLINS!
They have traveled all the way from GOBLONIA X, a distant world we know very little about...that's a real place and this is a real PROBLEM.
Most of our SITE is BLOCKED off :(
We have so few RESOURCES available to us :(
We can't even start our first QUEST. :(
THE GOBS won't go away and now they want us to LISTEN to their.......I guess you call it......MUSIC??????
I know how to fight THE GOBS but I need your HELP....
We have to show them we are not SCARED to BUILD!
The only BUILDING MATERIAL that matters on the INTERNET is INSIGHT!
Please use the form below to provide LINKS, SUGGESTIONS, INFORMATION, QUESTIONS, or anything else you have to SAY about how we can up our TECH GAME to LEET STATUS here at SPACE STATION PROSPECT and beat the SPACE GOBLINS once and for all.
Additionally, PROVIDE WISE WORDS or RANDOM MUSINGS that you know to be INSIGHTFUL to yourself and others. This also COUNTS towards INSIGHT.
Seriously, the INTERNET needs ALL it can get, so say it ALL.
With enough INSIGHT, perhaps we can CREATE a SERIES OF OBSTACLES, each one HARDER and more ELABORATE than the last.
err, that sounds like WORK.
And hey, maybe we should TALK to THE GOBLINS a bit?
Why do I have to THINK of EVERYTHING?
How about now you PROVIDE your INSIGHT in order to earn some BADGES.
Don't THINK too long about how the SMELTING PROCESS works, use your CONSIDERABLE BRAIN POWER to instead FOCUS 100% on GENERATING INSIGHT.
Once done CLICK "Submit". If you ADDED your NAME it will EARN your AVATAR EXPERIENCE.
What's an AVATAR?
Seriously, why do I have to come up with EVERYTHING? You at least TELL ME what your AVATAR should be.
Its your stinkin' AVATAR.
I REFUSE to do it ALL.
Now that its all over, feel free to CLICK the "I did it!" BUTTON, and CELEBRATE a REENACTMENT of your BRIEF VICTORY.
Check back there to SEE our PROGRESS towards UNLOCKING THE TAVERN...